"It works on my computer"
"Interface Me"
"Magic Strings are bad, m'kay?"
my favourite (the something should be in italics...
"Check something for god's sake"
red, green, t-shirt (from red, green, refactor)
unit test dummy (from crash test dummy)
Mock 1
Mock Force 1
i do all my own unit tests
got tests?
got mocks?
how's my mocking? call 1 800 555 TEST (from common commercial truck driver feedback)
programmers do it in the dark
ok, last one is test related but its was geeky enough to mention.
Best I've seen in a while: "I like to reflect on private members"
A slight refactoring of this: "I prefer private member injection"
I do L(ean) S(oftware) D(evelopment)
"I keep my private members to myself"
"My Inversion of Control can't be contained"
"I'll invert your control"
"Red, Green, It's QA's Problem"
"Abolish the Angle Bracket Tax"
"Are you Mocking to Me?"
"Are You Mocking To Me?"
"I <3 the Green Bar"
We're all Mocks
If you can't beat them, mock them
Mock the planet
;-)
I see a cafepress.com site coming
I never understood what this <3 is supposed to mean. Can anyone explain please?
Delete me
Apply my pattern
I am the law, implement my interface!
Nant -> I'm with stupid
"Assert.That(this.wearer, Is.Geek);"
Don't touch my privates
Refactored.
- StubBorn !
- veni, vidi, vici, refactor.
- front side throw new MyShinyStronglyTypedException()
- backwards catch(Exception ex){/**Nihahhaaaha*/}
- I broke the build, I liked it
- call me to integrate continously
- Talk is cheap, show me the test!
Don't talk to me, talk to my interface
I'm continuously integrated; Are you?
im in yur units breakin' ur tests
i can has ReSharper?
@ No Name
<3 is a heart lying on its side.
All your base class are belong to me.
I've always wanted something like this for a kids shirt:
public class Me : ISpoiled
We could also try getting Linq-y
coffee.ConvertAll(c => c.Code());
"Learn how to fake"
"One second ... I'm compiling."
"And then I told him 'Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet ...'"
"I can fix that, just type 'format c:'"
"Are you staring at my hard drive?"
"Look at the size of my hard drive."
"Checkout '$My/Gluts'"
Spec/BDD style...
When break build
should not go home
When defect reported
should write a test
When lost
should take smaller steps
"LOGO Expert"
- Unhandled exception
- I see dead code
Please do not shoot the build on friday!
(For those one that does check in on late friday, breaks the build and leave poor people with a broken build on saturday morning.... :P )
Alk.
I want to test drive your mama
I lolled at the last one.
Silverlight does not mean silver in color.(in a black/White colour Tshirt)