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[Laws] John Tobler's Fun-duh-mental Laws and Rules

Now that I have created (or appropriated) more than one fun-duh-mental law, I am starting a list. 

1. John Tobler's Law:

"Wherever in this world you stand, you will soon be in someone's way."

2. Corollary to John Tobler's Law:

"Wherever in this world you want to go, someone will soon be in your way."

3. John Tobler's Law of Tradeoffs:

"For everything there is a tradeoff."

4. John Tobler's "Three Strikes" Refactoring Rule:

"Refactor to avoid mindless repetition; if you have done the same thing three times within a single context, find a better way."

5. Restatement of John Tobler's "Three Strikes" Refactoring Rule:

"If you have done the same thing more than three times within a single context, you have incarcerated yourself and your company in a mental prison for the rest of your natural (or unnatural) lives."

6. John Tobler's Exemplary Emulation Rule:

"Emulate the exemplary, not the 'examplary'!"

7. John Tobler's Really Readit Rule:

"Before subjecting others to it, understand it!  Read all the words intelligently; read each word thoughtfully; don't forget to read what words aren't there."

8. John Tobler's "Not About" Law:

"It's not about you.  Life is your opportunity to contribute to the welfare and enjoyment of others."

9. Tobler's Metric of Civilization:

"We are civilized to the degree that we do something "for," rather than "to," other peoples' children."

10. Tobler's Alternate Metric of Civilization:

"We are civilized to the degree that we do something "for," rather than "to," other peoples' old folks."

 

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