Channel 9 et al. Do these people have day jobs?
After hearing the “hype“ for weeks now (mostly from Scoble), Channel 9 has gone live. While I admit there was no baited breath waiting over at chez Mauss, I wandered over to the site like a moth drawn to the flame. I guess my first mistake was visiting the site with Firefox. All 4 or 5 videos on the front page started playing simultaneously. I had to scroll down to realize what was going on. Ehh...minor annoyance I guess.
After trying to figure out what exactly this site was supposed to be, and also trying to figure out who picked that color scheme (yuck!), I decided to listen to what seemed to be a somewhat inaugural video clip for the site called “The 9 Guys - Who We Are” which starts off with a quote being displayed that said, “We could get in trouble for saying this”. Now, let's pause the video right there. Is it just me, or are other people really tired of all that kind of speak coming out of the mouths of Redmond-ites? To me, that stuff falls under the same umbrella as:
- “Oh, I'm under NDA so I can't (show you/tell you about) this really cool technology.”
- “I might get in trouble for saying this...so it will have to wait.“
- “TechnologyX is going to be one of the coolest things ever....you'll see in a couple years“
OK, folks, we get it already. You're super cool. You're “crescent fresh” as Sifl & Olly would say. You work at Microsoft and are privy to all kinds of uber-leet stuff months or years before the rest of us. In case you're not aware, most of the developer “community” you're trying to reach has known this for several years now. We know you “might get in trouble“, OK? Move on.
OK, press play again.
So as I'm listening to this video with these guys sitting around some wanna-be “The Man Show” set, (where's the pool table guys?) I start wondering whether I'm going to want the 10 or 15 minutes of my life back (I don't know how long it was; I couldn't stomach watching the whole thing). After about 5 minutes, all I could think was, “Do these people have real jobs?”. What do these people do for a living? Here are some choice quotes from the video:
- “That was the inspiration for Channel 9 in many ways ... I started thinking, how can we keep the party going?..How can the PDC live on..“
Yeah, you know, there really aren't enough Microsoft “parties” out there. Unless you include stuff like the MVP Summit, TechEd, TechFest, The PDC, DevDays, VSLive!, TechMentor and the entire gamut of MS sponsored bar fests that go year round. But yeah, we need more parties, I'm getting way too much work done and working way too many billable hours. Shame on me not being more of a community-oriented, err..I mean..party guy.
- “It's not about the rock stars all the time“
You're kidding, right? The show is hosted by “rock stars” (Scoble, Sandquist, et al.) and just prior to saying this they mentioned the list of people they were going to talk with. Eric Gunnerson, Anders Hejlsberg, Chris Brumme, etc. Yeah..these book authors/conference speakers/highly-read-bloggers must be the the “non rock stars” they're talking about.
- “The biggest failure to me ... would be to find out that people don't care.“
Sorry but, I think you're going to face failure then. Why don't we care what Chris Brumme does on the weekends? Because I just worked 60 hours this week on a project and I'd like to spend some time with my family and practice one of the 3 instruments I play or maybe get outside and exercise or do something not related to software. Like they said themselves on the show, I have a mortgage (and various other payments). I have obligations outside of the world of software. That's what reality is. Not living my life on Channel 9.
Now, maybe the guys at Channel 9 will prove me wrong and generate tons of interest and produce some really truly interesting stuff that will attract the masses (I'm sure they'd love that). If they do, I'll take this blog post, print it out, and eat it. However, my initial reaction is that of being underwhelmed.