Schrödinger and Heisenberg out for a drive
Noted physicists Schrödinger and Heisenberg are driving around in a car, and Heisenberg goes "I think we just ran over a cat."
"Is it dead?" asks Schrödinger.
"I can't be certain", says Heisenberg.
I saw this on a FreeBSD forum today and thought it was just laugh out loud funny. If you have no idea who Schrödinger and Heisenberg are, check the links.