Testing Centres

I'm taking some Microsoft Exams this week.

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I'm going to a different testing centre than my usual, and I'm finding the experience slightly annoying. Perhaps its just me, but when I get to a centre to write a test, I want the pre-testing process to be minimal - let me sign the papers and sit me down. Then when I am done, get me out of there in short order. No fuss, no bother, and NO WAITING!

Don't talk to me about the test before or after, no comments about the weather or anything off-topic, just let me stay focussed, in "the zone", especially before the exam starts.

Don't gush over my test results (can anyone tell me where it says that 999 is the same as 701?).

Don't chat me up to see if I might be a prospective instructor at your training centre.

Do be ready with the exam on the testing computer.

Do be ready to pick up my printout and stamp it and let me get back to being billable as soon as possible. I don't want to have to look around the training centre for the testing administrator.

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