"The Firm"
From now on, I will simply refer to my employer as "The Firm" for simplicity's sake.
Last week, The Firm had a meeting to explain our "new" methodology which I had been jokingly calling "Iterative Waterfall". The funny part is that my boss actually used that phrase in the meeting...
Now that I am on a roll, maybe I need to coin (warp) another name - maybe Incapeability Immaturity Model Integration (IIMI) instead of CMMI?