RULE: When announcing your arrival...

BLOGGERS LAW: The Introduction clause:

Lest you be another voice in the wilderness.net; please trumpet your arrival with something cool that makes us all think you are a genius and someone worth listening too.

For example, say: “I am Joe Blow and I am the Program Manager for the Foo team at Microsoft, just to prove this I will tell you something about Foo that will blow your mind!”

Follow this statement with something really cool that we might all care about and voila - you have instant syndication success :)