First borns name

I come from a vb background.  I am the classic business dude who later in life developed an interest in programming.  I guess I am a Mort, although I truly do not know the definition of a mort.  Unlike a Mort though, I am more of a 'why and how does this work', so I love vb.net, however I like to dig into the framework and the internals of what .net is doing for me. 

That said, I am loving inheritance. I am jamming with it all over the place.  So much so, I have decided to name our first born:

'Derives'  Or 'Implements'

Greg 'Derives' Robinson, Jr.

Greg 'Implements' Robinson, Jr.

Now is that money or what! Now, I have a case for multiple inheritance!