ASCII-O-Matic...too cool.
Here's how I look in full-color ASCII (link via Brady Gaster):
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UPDATE: The CSS style attached to the ASCII art (yeah, I know, if it's ASCII, why would it need styles...don't ask me, ask the folks at typeorganism.com) does not work in SharpReader (and perhaps in other aggregators as well), so if you want to see the output as intended, you may want to check my blog directly.