Things you don't want to hear your DBA say...

  • I don't have to worry about I/O because I use a SAN.
  • RAID 5 is our backup strategy!
  • I just made you a sysadmin, now you don't have to keep asking me for permissions
  • I've changed all of the databases in production to use both AutoShrink and AutoClose
  • Nope - the backups were on that drive too.
  • Just use sa, the password is blank
  • Excel can do this and much more
  • Wow. It really IS the database! Sorry, guys... I've been blaming the developers and storage guys so long!
  • We have more than one sql server installed here?!
I got these from a DBA I work with.  Hopefully you enjoyed them...

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